Peanut is upset when she finds out that Bea has joined the soccer team.
Coach: Okay, kiddos. Line up!
(Peanut, Mango, Patch, Marina, and Ace line up)
Coach: All right. Today we are going to learn a few drills. Keeping balance, staying light on your feet-
Peanut: Slide tackling?
Coach: I'm sorry, but slide tackling is prohibited in soccer. Now, go practice kicking the ball.
Peanut: (kicks ball to Ace) When do you think we're gonna a play a game?
Ace: (passes it to Mango) I dunno.
Mango: (kicks it to Patch) We can get extra practice by playing soccer at recess at school.
Patch: (kicks it to Marina) Great idea, only--
Marina: (passes to Peanut) Right. Ninny-Bea and her walky-talky girls Tippy and Crumbs will want to play.
Peanut: (passes back to Ace) I want to slide-tackle Bea so bad.
Ace: (kicks into goal) Oh, nininininino. One time she slide-tackled me, and then I did a front-flip in the air. Someone grabbed hold of a camera and put the video of me doing it on Buttontube.
Peanut: But since Bea is so perfect, she wouldn't slide tackle.
Ace: Well, she did, and the video got googol hits.
Marina: How much is googol?
Patch: 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 It has 100 zeroes.
Suddenly, a blue minivan pulled up, and guess who came out?
IT WAS BEA SMELLS-A-LOT!!!!
Mango: Oh nooooooooooooo!
Bea: Well, well, well, if it isn't Pee-nut Big Stop.
Peanut: We meet again, Ninny-Bea!
Marina: What are YOU doing here? Shouldn't you be at home studying your dumb dictionary?
Bea: Very funny. Since I am so perfect, I decided to take up soccer.
Ace: Go home! You're not welcome here!
Bea: Well, did you know that I am so athletic?
Peanut: Enough of your dumb stories! Shoo, shoo!
Coach: What is this, more members?
Bea: Yes, Coach. My name is Bea Spells-a-Lot and I am so perfect!
Patch: And full of herself.